The Ultimate Speed Check - Tales from the Cafe Racer

"McMike" (mcmike) 04/20/2016 at 14:59 • Filed to: fiveminutephotoshop, shuld

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When Oppo posts collide.

“Why an SR-71 makes a terrible first airplane”

“Son, I clocked you at one hundred and fifteen miles per hour, across the ground.”

bob and john > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:04

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““Why an SR-71 makes a terrible first airplane””


OMFG dude, I’m dying.

derf > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:07

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Bravo, sir. Bravo.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:08

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#twowingsblack

#laneshuler

McMike > bob and john 04/20/2016 at 15:12

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But, but... won’t I outgrow my Beechcraft before too long? I realize the Backbird is a fast plane, but why can’t I get something mid-sized like a FA-18?

derf > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:14

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Everyone says they’ll be careful, but they get a little taste of the afterburners and before you can say “controlled flight into terrain” it all ends in tears.

McMike > derf 04/20/2016 at 15:19

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Next thing you know, people will be getting their pilot’s license, and going straight out any buying one of those goddamn non-airplane Ospreys.

I can’t believe they call themselves “Pilots” and fly those things. They shouldn’t even be allowed on the runway.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:21

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This is quality OPPO.

And no one really knows what happens when you have an SR71 pilot on a cafe racer with a turbo LS that was built for under $2500

derf > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:22

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Tell me about it. And those “stance” kids with so much dihedral angle you wonder how they can even get off the ground.

Hammerdown > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:25

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Damn hipsters flying their old biplanes and thinking that this is a real helmet... They don’t understand proper gear.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:39

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ok, but what does Walter think of Cafe Racers?

DrJohannVegas > McMike 04/20/2016 at 15:51

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Sadly, on a cafe bike, no “Tales From The Backseat”. Shame

The Compromiser > DrJohannVegas 04/20/2016 at 21:07

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“Tales from the bac.....oh Shit!